Title: The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room 17: Please and Tease
Author: tine_cheese
Rating: PG-13
Length: ?
Warnings: Yaoi, No Plot, SMUT!
Genre: romance, drama-ish, comedy?, and randomness
Pairings: YunJae, YooSu, OTP5
Summary: Five new college students find how college life really is.
Sneak peak 1
Sneak peak 2
The Trouble Making Yoochun part 1
part 2
part 3
JaeSu Wrath
Make Jaejaejoong
Apology Dinner & JunHoMin Dude Night-out
Jaejoong Out of Control
Cereal Killer?
Getting Down
FiveDork Mission #1
YunJae in Denial?
HAWT
Something go'in ON
Little Sisters Invasion
Pleasure Always Comes First part 1
Pleasure Always Comes First part2
Its so Erotic, Its Mirotic
Saying Goodbye isn't Easy
Read Summer Talent Show( JJ: yes, dear? )I almost barfed.
Thanks.Where the hell did you get the list of shit? You need a life, min. Sorry to say but you do. I mean, you're a hot, fine looking guy. What's wrong with you? Why don't I see you hanging, flirting around people?-- other than us of course. :D
but...the list did make me laugh. Xd and because I respect you, I hid this from my boojae. I was laughing so hard and he asked what it was and I had to lie! I had to lie to my baby! SEE THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU?!?!
You owe me. BIG.
I don't want JUST a cookie, aiight?
on second though, don't you love and hold your bananas? and your pickles? oh and cucumbers?
It would surprise me if i caught you masturbating with inanimate objects, let alone long, slender foods. haha.
Anyways Jaejoong told me to tell you that he can't make that batch of cookies cause he's too busy this week. :]
Go to the local bakery shop or something, kay? ^-^
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To: Jungbo<”ImHawtYunho@hotmail.com”>
From: Changmin THE KING <”Changmin_is@hotmail.com”> Subject: Its a list of shit
Date: Wednesday July 1, 2009 8:23 PMyou're so unfair. :(
YOU PEOPLE HATE ME!
Just because of my beautiful body! mind! and soul! T.T it hurts to see people hating me just because of my perfections....*sighs*
WELL GUESS WHAT?!
I DON'T CARE!
CUZ I AM BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY~
CAUSE WORDS~ DON'T BRING ME DOWN!
OH WHOA YEAHH~
SO YOU AIN'T BRING ME DOWN TO DAY~ EHH~ YEA~
Christina's got my back. In yo
small,
bruised healing face!
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DEVICE IN USE: Yunho's Diary guarded by his daughter, Bambi
TIME: 7:42 PM
DATE: Saturday July 4, 2009
Its good to know my secrets are being guarded my trusted, loving daughter. :] Even though she can't talk, walk, or do anything- I still love her. And I don't care if Bambi in that Disney movie is a dude- I KNOW my OWN DAUGHTER. Anyways, I have time to write because Jaejoong's getting ready for the talent show tonight. He worked really hard on his song, for this whole week all he did was sing, sing, and sing.
Even when we're in bed he sings!
...but it is a turn on...hehe.... You know, I really can't believe Jaejoong. I can't believe how he is. I can't believe how he speaks. I can't believe how he moves. I can't believe he's mine. I mean, here I am.
Sitting on my bed, writing (in my year-old notebook/journal- which i am in need to replace. Sorry journal....you're looking a bit nasty...) waiting for my boyfriend- my godly looking, soft touching, sweet smelling, muse hearing boyfriend. What did I do to deserve such a beautiful life? I'm smiling like a geek right now.
I have an angel beside me.
-Yunho
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INSTANT MESSAGING VIA MOBILE PHONES
COMMUNICATION DEVICE: PHONES
DATE: 6/4/09
TIME: 8:31:23 A.M.
PHONE OWNERS: JAEJOONG (JJ_shock)
CHANGMIN (Awesome)
Awesome: Sup
JJ_shock: pulp
Awesome: wth?
JJ_shock: it rhymes
JJ_shock: u should've stuck w/ ur old username
JJ_shock: smartone
Awesome: haha
JJ_shock: :]
Awesome: u ready to rock?!
Awesome: and roll!?
JJ_shock: HELL YEA!
Awesome: you ready to sing?!
JJ_shock: YEAH!
Awesome: you read to shine?!
JJ_shock: YEEAHH!
Awesome: you ready to blow all those heads off?!
JJ_shock: in a good way! YEAHHH!
Awesome: you ready to cook me cookies?!
JJ_shock: YEEEEAHHH!
JJ_shock: no. wait. what?
Awesome: YEAAAAHHH!
JJ_shock: Im not cooking any cookies
Awesome: awww
JJ_shock: fine. I'll make you some
Awesome: yaaay~
Awesome: you just made my month
JJ_shock: that doesn't mean I'm gonna make you a month's worth of cookies, Min. Hell no.
Awesome: awww
JJ_shock: deal with it
Awesome: awwww
JJ_shock: stop being such a baby
Awesome: I can act however the hell I want! >___< GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU COOKIE DEPRIVER!
JJ_shock: depriver isn't a word
Awesome: I'M SMART! I CAN COIN WORDS IF I WANT TO!
JJ_shock: you need some friends
Awesome: I know
JJ_shock: maybe if you just stop being so smart all the time
Awesome: the level of my knowledge isn't the problem here okay?! Its the people!
JJ_shock: k. uh...I g2g
Awesome: don't leave me :[
JJ_shock: yunho's asking for help
Awesome: /)_- ) when doesn't he need help?
JJ_shock: he needs help with laundry, alright?
Awesome: fine
Awesome: leave me here to rot
JJ_shock: min
Awesome: just go to your horny boyfriend
Awesome: he's probably using that laundry thing as an excuse
Awesome: have fun getting jiggy on a washing machine
Awesome: forget about me
JJ_shock: okay. :]
JJ_shock: bye!
JJ_shock has logged off.Awesome: dammit.
Awesome: I'm changing my username back to its rightful name.
Awesome: isn't what I'm feeling right now
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Phone Conversation
6/21/09
6:32 PM
[JJ]Jaejoong & [JS]JunsuJJ: Yo
JS: Yo~
JJ: So
JS: So
JJ: Junsu-ah
JS: *chuckles* Jaejoong-ah
JJ: Come on! Tell me what happened!
JS: Aish, tell you what?
*grins*
JJ: After you two left, what happened?
JS: Oh~ Hyuuung~ I don't kiss and tell
*giggles*
JJ: Shut up and give me the details
JS: No~ I don't want to
JJ: But!
JS: I'll tell you when I get there
JJ: *sighs* Fine
JS: Oh and your award for the talent show finally came today, Yoochun's gonna give it to you later on tonight
JJ: Really?! Awesome!
JS: Yep~! I can't believe they misspelled your name wrong
*chuckles*JJ: Kim Jaejoong is a name that's envied by many people
JS: Yeah, Dim Jaedung
*laughs*JJ: They're just ignorant! God, let it go!
JS: Okay, okay-- I will. Just open the door already
JJ: Let's get the cramping on, babe~!
JS: You make it sound wrong
JJ: You just think wrong
JS: Aish--y-yah!
JJ: *chuckles*--------------------
TEXT MESSAGING
6/21/09 8:42 PM
KIM JAEJOONG [JJ]
JUNG YUNHO [YH]JJ: Where are you?YH: Dance studio, why?JJ: Nothing, just wonderingYH: ...u sure? Is Junsu still there?JJ: No, he left a few minutes agoYH: ah, u okay babe?JJ: hmhmYH: Jaejoong-ahJJ: yes, dear?YH: spillJJ: you spilled something?YH: I'm on my way, best to tell me now so I can get you something to cheer you upYH: if you're sad, that isJJ: why do you assume that?YH: I know you inside and outJJ: And?YH: I love you :[JJ: What is that at the end?YH: I'm sadJJ: that you love me?YH: that you're not telling me what's wrongJJ: its nothing~! Just come home in one piece, okay?YH: I am
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AN: Damn I'm on fire! XDD Here are the updates I promised~ :D Find me in Love with you is next~!!! 8D Wondering why Jaejoongie's all sad all of a sudden?! Next chappie~! SUMMER CAMP! YEAAAH~ :D
edit: OH~! and babes! I forgot to credit urbandictionary.com for the epic shit list. XDD I know, the list is genius but sadly, it wasn't my brain that came up with it. XDDD
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